Its Dark In Here

A Woman Takes A Lover Home During The Day, While Her Husband Is At Work.

She Don’t Know That Her 9 Year Old Son Was Hiding In The Closet.

Her Husband Comes Home Unexpectedly, So She Puts The Lover In The Closet With The Little Boy.

The Little Boy Says: “Dark In Here”

The Man Says: “Yes It Is”

Boy: “I Have A Baseball”

Man: “That’s Nice”

Boy: “Want To Buy It?”

Man: “No, Thanks”

Boy: “My Dad’s Outside”

Man: “Ok, How Much?”

Boy: “$250”

In The Next Few Weeks, It Happens Again That The Boy And The Mom’s Lover Are In The Closet Together. Continue reading →

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Jab main tumhary jitna tha

Maths Teacher:-Jab main tumhary jitna tha mere maths me100 marks atey thy!
Student: Han Bhai atey Honge koi acha Teacher parhata hoga.

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Goli To Biwi Ko Marni Chahiye Thhi

Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ko Ape Ek Dost Ke Sath Sote Dekh Liya.

Usne Aav Dekha Na Taav Bandook Uthayi Aur Dost Ko Goli Maar Di.

Biwi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Mein Aake Boli.

Biwi: “Tum Apne Gusse Pe Kaabu Rakho, Warna Ek Din Apne Sare Dosto Se Haath Dho Bethoge“

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Ladki Ne Sach Bol Hi Diya

Dosto Aaj Ke Time Mein Sach Bolne Wali Ladkiya Bahut Hi Kam Hoti Hai, Khas Kar Apne Affairs Ke Bare Mein Batane Wali.

Par Aaj Ka Ye Kissa Ek Aisi Ladki Ka Hai Jisne Bina Kuch Soche Samjhe Esi Baat Bol Di Jo Shayad Koi Bhi Ladki Na Bol Sakti Ho.

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Hamare Ek Dost Pankaj Ne Ek Ladki Fasayi Aur Kafi Time Dates Pe Jane Ke Baad Akhir Usko Ek Din Rat Ko Sex Karne Ke Liye Mana Hi Liya.

Hotel Ke Room Mein Jab Vo Ladki Ke Sath Sex Karne Lagta Hai To Ladki Bolti Hai.

Ladki: “Condom Ke Bina Karo Na”

Pankaj: “Nahi Nahi, Agar Mujhe AIDS Ho Gaya To?”

Ladki Bindas Hoke Boli: “Arre Pagal Gabrao Mat Nahi Hoga, Baki Sab To Condom Pahan Ke Hi Karte Hai Na“

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Suhagrat Ke Bad Sabse Mushkil Kaam Kya Hai?

Suhagrat Ke Bad Sabse Mushkil Kaam Kya Hai

Ladki Se Bat Karna, No

Kiss Karna, Nope

Gale Lagana, Nahi

Fir Sex Karna, Na Yaar

Agle Din Subha Ghar Walo Se Nazre Milana

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Mana pyar hamara kacha hai

Mana pyar hamara kacha hai,
Par dil to hamara saccha hai,
Aksar to guftagu hoti nahi,
Chalo new year ka bahana hi accha hai !

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Ladki Aur Doodh Mein Kya Faraq Hai?

Dosto Aaj Se Ek New Character Ab Regular Hamare Jokes Mein Aaya Karega Aur Vo Hai Santa Ki Beti Chinki..

Apni Chinki, Puri Tez Tarar, Intelligent, Masti Wali, Khub Hasne Hasane Wali Hai,

Aap Logo Ki Masti Ke Liye Aaj Se Vo Hamare Jokes Mein Aya Karegi Aur Khub Non Veg Baatein Kiya Karegi.

Par Iska Ye Matlab Na Nikal Lena Ki Vo Chalu Item Hai.. Puri Bat Joke Ke End Mein Samjhaunga..

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College Ke Trip Par Bache Ghumne Gaye Thhe, Aur Usmein Santa Ki Beti Chinki Bhi Thhi,

Jaisa Ki Aap Log Jante Ho Ki Jaha 1 Se Jyada Ladkiya Ho, Vaha Bas Duniya Bhar Ki Ajeebo Gareeb Baatein Shuru.

Ese Hi Chinki Ki Ek Friend Ne Sabhi Friends Ke Aage Ek Question Rakha.

Ladki: “Koi Btayega Ki Doodh Aur Ladki Mein Kya Faraq Hota Hai”

Chinki: “Ja Pagli Tujhe Itna Bhi Nahi Pata, Doodh Jab Gharam Hota Hai To Malayi Uper Aati Hai, Aur Ladki Jab Garam Ho To Malayi Niche Aati Hai”

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Aap Dosto Se Aur Readers Se Yahi Kahna Chahunga Ki Agar Koi Ladki Non Veg Jokes Padti Hai Ya Gandi Baatein Maje Leke Sunti Hai To Vo Galat Nahi Hai.

Bahut Si Ladkiyo Se Mene Personally Pucha Hai, Aur Sab Kahti Hai: They Like Non Veg Jokes Aur Non Veggy Baatein Karna, But It Doesnt Mean Ki Aap Log Hume Call Girls Samjho Ya Esi Ki Jo Sex Ke Liye Tyar Bethi Hai.

Mera Man Na Hai Ki Is Duniya Mein Har Kisi Ko Haq Hai Khub Maje Lene Ka Masti Karne Ka, So Guys In Cheezo Ke Liye Ladkiyo Ko Nicha Mat Samjha Karo.

Aage Aap Bhai Logo Ki Marji..

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