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Feb 14th
These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!
Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail…
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Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male, If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalore .. if u ike me u welcome to my heart… when ever u whant to meet pls visit my residentor send u letter..
Thanks yours Regards
Sowmya ~*~(Truly yours)
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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework.
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dream boy who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on……….hold my hand forever !!!
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i am simple girl. I have lot of problem in my life because of my lucknow i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot.
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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast.
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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOYTHEY ARE
1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someonegroom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would be called the man of the lamp
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Ok i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father &mother sister completely married
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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige mepleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily. I divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good’. i expect the good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted
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I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like socialservice.
How to indentify cities in India?
Feb 12th
Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who’s right.
You are in Kolkata
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Main nahi chahta ki meri beti
Feb 8th
Girl’s father- Main nahi chahta ki meri beti
Apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath guzare.
Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use
Yaha se le jane aya hun
Maths teacher to santa
Feb 7th
Maths teacher to santa,if u had 1000Rs
in ur pocket and 1000Rs in d other pocket,
wat would u think ?
Santa: YEH PANT KIS KI HAI.
Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to
Feb 4th
Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai…
Munna Bhai Jokes
Feb 4th
CIRCUIT: Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT: Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehla hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU: Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI: Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.
CIRCUIT: Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU: Nehin.
CIRCUIT: To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.
MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai,
Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
PROFESSOR: Akal bari ki bhains?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife
Feb 4th
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.