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A lady lost her 3 panties in her house.
Feb 14th
A lady lost her 3 panties in her house.
She asked her husband , but he didn’t know.
Husband asked the maid.
Maid replied:” saab aapko toh maaloom hai main kachhi nahin pahenti !!!!!!!! “
Bhagwaan sabse zyada kab khush hote hain?
Feb 14th
Bhagwaan sabse zyada kab khush hote hain?
When a girl is getting raped & she screams.”
MUJHE BHAGWAAN KE LIYE CHODE DO PLEASE!!!!
Maaroge to nahi
Feb 13th
Wife : Ek baat bolu??
Husband : Bolo
Wife : Maaroge to nahi?
Husbund : Nahi to, kya baat hai?
Wife : mai pregnant hun
Husband : Hurray!!! Its gud news, dar kyu rahi thi??
Wife : College ke dino mai papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi
Apka Rita k saath najayaz rishta hai??
Feb 13th
Wife: Muje lagta hai apka Rita k saath najayaz rishta hai.
Hubby: Ye tum kaise keh sakti ho?
Wife: Kal jab uske husband aye, to apki underwerr pehne huye the.
Tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon
Feb 13th
Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.
Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusengey?
Pura andar gaya ?
Feb 13th
Boy: ” Pura andar gaya ?”
Madam: “Haan gaya ..”
Boy: ” Dard hua kya ?”
Madam: “Bahut hua ”
Boy: ” Chalo doosra sandal try kartay hai madam! “
What do u usually say after sex?
Feb 13th
What do u usually say after sex?
I luv u!………..wrong!
That was great!……….wrong again!
I luv it!……..wrong again!
the answer is :” mera kacha kithe?”