Hindi Jokes http://www.HindiJokes.org Biggest Hindi Jokes website on the internet !! Sun, 14 Feb 2010 03:39:25 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Funny Profiles from Shaadi.com http://www.HindiJokes.org/funny-profiles-from-shaadi-com/ http://www.HindiJokes.org/funny-profiles-from-shaadi-com/#comments Sun, 14 Feb 2010 03:39:25 +0000 admin http://www.HindiJokes.org/?p=519 These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!

Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail…

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Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male, If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalore .. if u ike me u welcome to my heart… when ever u whant to meet pls visit my residentor send u letter..
Thanks yours Regards
Sowmya ~*~(Truly yours)
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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework.
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dream boy who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on……….hold my hand forever !!!
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i am simple girl. I have lot of problem in my life because of my lucknow i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot.
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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast.
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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOYTHEY ARE

1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.

2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION

3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someonegroom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would be called the man of the lamp
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Ok i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father &mother sister completely married
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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige mepleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily. I divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good’. i expect the good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted
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I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like socialservice.

]]> http://www.HindiJokes.org/funny-profiles-from-shaadi-com/feed/ 0 A lady lost her 3 panties in her house. http://www.HindiJokes.org/a-lady-lost-her-3-panties-in-her-house/ http://www.HindiJokes.org/a-lady-lost-her-3-panties-in-her-house/#comments Sat, 13 Feb 2010 21:15:19 +0000 admin http://www.HindiJokes.org/?p=537 A lady lost her 3 panties in her house.

She asked her husband , but he didn’t know.

Husband asked the maid.

Maid replied:” saab aapko toh maaloom hai main kachhi nahin pahenti !!!!!!!! “

]]> http://www.HindiJokes.org/a-lady-lost-her-3-panties-in-her-house/feed/ 1 Bhagwaan sabse zyada kab khush hote hain? http://www.HindiJokes.org/bhagwaan-sabse-zyada-kab-khush-hote-hain/ http://www.HindiJokes.org/bhagwaan-sabse-zyada-kab-khush-hote-hain/#comments Sat, 13 Feb 2010 19:07:05 +0000 admin http://www.HindiJokes.org/?p=535 Bhagwaan sabse zyada kab khush hote hain?

When a girl is getting raped & she screams.”

MUJHE BHAGWAAN KE LIYE CHODE DO PLEASE!!!!

]]> http://www.HindiJokes.org/bhagwaan-sabse-zyada-kab-khush-hote-hain/feed/ 2 Maaroge to nahi http://www.HindiJokes.org/maaroge-to-nahi/ http://www.HindiJokes.org/maaroge-to-nahi/#comments Fri, 12 Feb 2010 23:39:35 +0000 admin http://www.HindiJokes.org/?p=521 Wife : Ek baat bolu??

Husband : Bolo

Wife : Maaroge to nahi?

Husbund : Nahi to, kya baat hai?

Wife : mai pregnant hun

Husband : Hurray!!! Its gud news, dar kyu rahi thi??

Wife : College ke dino mai papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi

]]> http://www.HindiJokes.org/maaroge-to-nahi/feed/ 0 Apka Rita k saath najayaz rishta hai?? http://www.HindiJokes.org/apka-rita-k-saath-najayaz-rishta-hai/ http://www.HindiJokes.org/apka-rita-k-saath-najayaz-rishta-hai/#comments Fri, 12 Feb 2010 23:14:50 +0000 admin http://www.HindiJokes.org/?p=523 Wife: Muje lagta hai apka Rita k saath najayaz rishta hai.

Hubby: Ye tum kaise keh sakti ho?

Wife: Kal jab uske husband aye, to apki underwerr pehne huye the.

]]> http://www.HindiJokes.org/apka-rita-k-saath-najayaz-rishta-hai/feed/ 0 Tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon http://www.HindiJokes.org/tumhari-bahon-mein-jhool-jaon/ http://www.HindiJokes.org/tumhari-bahon-mein-jhool-jaon/#comments Fri, 12 Feb 2010 19:30:14 +0000 admin http://www.HindiJokes.org/?p=517 Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.

Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusengey?

]]> http://www.HindiJokes.org/tumhari-bahon-mein-jhool-jaon/feed/ 1 Pura andar gaya ? http://www.HindiJokes.org/pura-andar-gaya/ http://www.HindiJokes.org/pura-andar-gaya/#comments Fri, 12 Feb 2010 19:03:54 +0000 admin http://www.HindiJokes.org/?p=528 Boy: ” Pura andar gaya ?”

Madam: “Haan gaya ..”

Boy: ” Dard hua kya ?”

Madam: “Bahut hua ”

Boy: ” Chalo doosra sandal try kartay hai madam! “

]]> http://www.HindiJokes.org/pura-andar-gaya/feed/ 0 What do u usually say after sex? http://www.HindiJokes.org/what-do-u-usually-say-after-sex/ http://www.HindiJokes.org/what-do-u-usually-say-after-sex/#comments Fri, 12 Feb 2010 18:47:00 +0000 admin http://www.HindiJokes.org/?p=533 What do u usually say after sex?
I luv u!………..wrong!
That was great!……….wrong again!
I luv it!……..wrong again!
the answer is :” mera kacha kithe?”

]]> http://www.HindiJokes.org/what-do-u-usually-say-after-sex/feed/ 0 Pussy Pussy don’t go far http://www.HindiJokes.org/pussy-pussy-dont-go-far/ http://www.HindiJokes.org/pussy-pussy-dont-go-far/#comments Fri, 12 Feb 2010 18:31:44 +0000 admin http://www.HindiJokes.org/?p=531 Pussy Pussy don’t go far
Let me rub u in Salwaar,
Up above the legs so high,
Always juicy never dry,
Let me fuck u don’t feel shy,
Come on baby, just one try.

]]> http://www.HindiJokes.org/pussy-pussy-dont-go-far/feed/ 0 Aaj mane apne friend ko khub ullu banaya http://www.HindiJokes.org/aaj-mane-apne-friend-ko-khub-ullu-banaya/ http://www.HindiJokes.org/aaj-mane-apne-friend-ko-khub-ullu-banaya/#comments Fri, 12 Feb 2010 04:56:08 +0000 admin http://www.HindiJokes.org/?p=509 Ladki: Mom aaj mane apne friend ko khub ullu banaya bataun kaise ?
Mom: kaise ?
Ladki- Maine rupye sandel me chupaye the or wo 2 ghante tak meri bra me dundta raha

]]> http://www.HindiJokes.org/aaj-mane-apne-friend-ko-khub-ullu-banaya/feed/ 0 Woh raat Diwali wali thi http://www.HindiJokes.org/woh-raat-diwali-wali-thi/ http://www.HindiJokes.org/woh-raat-diwali-wali-thi/#comments Thu, 11 Feb 2010 22:07:17 +0000 admin http://www.HindiJokes.org/?p=539 Woh raat Diwali wali thi,

woh piya se chudne wali thi,

Koi aur hi aake chod gaya ,

Lund ko lehnge se ponch gaya ,

Uski Maa ne kiya VIRODH,

Tune choda bina NIRODH.

]]> http://www.HindiJokes.org/woh-raat-diwali-wali-thi/feed/ 0 Dekh Papa aa rahe hai http://www.HindiJokes.org/dekh-papa-aa-rahe-hai/ http://www.HindiJokes.org/dekh-papa-aa-rahe-hai/#comments Thu, 11 Feb 2010 19:59:36 +0000 admin http://www.HindiJokes.org/?p=513 Unborn twins in the mother’s stomach saw a penis.

1st Baby: Dekh Papa aa rahe hai.

2nd: Abe stupid, ye pados wale uncle hai, papa kabhi raincoat nahi pehante.

]]> http://www.HindiJokes.org/dekh-papa-aa-rahe-hai/feed/ 1 Dulhan parde ke peeche chup jati hai http://www.HindiJokes.org/dulhan-parde-ke-peeche-chup-jati-hai/ http://www.HindiJokes.org/dulhan-parde-ke-peeche-chup-jati-hai/#comments Thu, 11 Feb 2010 19:40:26 +0000 admin http://www.HindiJokes.org/?p=511 Suhagrat ke time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai toh dulhan bhag k parde ke peeche chup jati hai.
Husband: Kya hua?
Dulhan: Mujhe laga police ki raid par gai.

]]> http://www.HindiJokes.org/dulhan-parde-ke-peeche-chup-jati-hai/feed/ 0 Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika http://www.HindiJokes.org/similarity-between-gandhiji-mallika/ http://www.HindiJokes.org/similarity-between-gandhiji-mallika/#comments Thu, 11 Feb 2010 19:26:38 +0000 admin http://www.HindiJokes.org/?p=502 Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye,
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!

]]> http://www.HindiJokes.org/similarity-between-gandhiji-mallika/feed/ 1 How to indentify cities in India? http://www.HindiJokes.org/how-to-indentify-cities-in-india/ http://www.HindiJokes.org/how-to-indentify-cities-in-india/#comments Thu, 11 Feb 2010 18:43:58 +0000 admin http://www.HindiJokes.org/?p=507 Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who’s right.
You are in Kolkata

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That’s Mumbai

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace.The first two get together & beat him up.
That’s Delhi

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along And quietly opens a chai-stall
That’s Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software Program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn’t stop b’cos of a bug in the program.
That’s Bangalore

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along And quietly says that “AMMA” doesn’t like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.
That’s Chennai.

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home being friends.
You are in Goa

Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their Friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.. .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
You are DEFINITELY IN Gurgaon-Haryana

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