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What do u usually say after sex?
Feb 13th
What do u usually say after sex?
I luv u!………..wrong!
That was great!……….wrong again!
I luv it!……..wrong again!
the answer is :” mera kacha kithe?”
Pussy Pussy don’t go far
Feb 13th
Pussy Pussy don’t go far
Let me rub u in Salwaar,
Up above the legs so high,
Always juicy never dry,
Let me fuck u don’t feel shy,
Come on baby, just one try.
Aaj mane apne friend ko khub ullu banaya
Feb 12th
Ladki: Mom aaj mane apne friend ko khub ullu banaya bataun kaise ?
Mom: kaise ?
Ladki- Maine rupye sandel me chupaye the or wo 2 ghante tak meri bra me dundta raha
Woh raat Diwali wali thi
Feb 12th
Woh raat Diwali wali thi,
woh piya se chudne wali thi,
Koi aur hi aake chod gaya ,
Lund ko lehnge se ponch gaya ,
Uski Maa ne kiya VIRODH,
Tune choda bina NIRODH.
Dekh Papa aa rahe hai
Feb 12th
Unborn twins in the mother’s stomach saw a penis.
1st Baby: Dekh Papa aa rahe hai.
2nd: Abe stupid, ye pados wale uncle hai, papa kabhi raincoat nahi pehante.
Dulhan parde ke peeche chup jati hai
Feb 12th
Suhagrat ke time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai toh dulhan bhag k parde ke peeche chup jati hai.
Husband: Kya hua?
Dulhan: Mujhe laga police ki raid par gai.
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika
Feb 12th
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye,
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!