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How to indentify cities in India?
Feb 12th
Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who’s right.
You are in Kolkata
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Bhaag Dhanno bhag
Feb 12th
Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.
Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain
Mallika went to a swimming pool
Feb 11th
Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?
Best family planning slogan
Feb 11th
What’s the best family planning slogan on a Govt bus?
“Hum do hamare do” – No!
“Chota Pariwar Sukhi Pariwar” – No!
The answer is: “Kripya Peeche se Chadiye”
Piche nahi aage dalte hai
Feb 11th
SUHAG RAAT WIFE: Piche nahi aage dalte hai
Sardar: Tuje kaise pata?
WIFE: Mera dost mere aage se dalta tha
Sardar: Chup kar mera dost mere pichhe dalta tha
Khushi ke aansoo
Feb 11th
A girl was handling a boy’s cock for the first time.
After some time few drops came out, she sked what’s that?
Boy said: “Yeh khushi ke aansoo hai”
Meine girl friend ko gift dena hai
Feb 11th
Santa: Bhaisaab ek condom dena. Meine girl friend ko gift dena hai.
Dukandar: Is par cover chada du.
Santa: Arre nai yeh to cover hai gift to mere pass hai