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Father went to school for getting report
Feb 11th
Father went to school for getting report of his daughter.
Father: Madam kab dengi aap report?
Teacher: Periods khatam hone ke bad.
She does not satisfy me in bed
Feb 11th
Judge: Why do you want a divorce?
Husband: She does not satisfy me in bed.
Judge: Is it correct?
Wife: Sara mohalla khush hai, bas isike hi nakhre Hai.
Sardarji suhaagraat kaisi rahi?
Feb 10th
Sardarji suhaagraat kaisi rahi?
Kuch mat pooch yaar! Pehle 8 bar to Missed Call aur Wrong number lage
aur
jab sahi number laga to balance NIL thi.
Bhoot ko chudel se pyar ho gaya.
Feb 10th
Bhoot ko chudel se pyar ho gaya.
Bhoot: Chalna dono CHODTE hain.
Chudel: Chalo..
Bhoot: Lekin kahan?
Chudel: Bhosadike, Lodde, kahin bhi chod le na, hame kaun dekhnewala hai!!
Papa, paise do
Feb 10th
Beta: Papa, paise do
Papa: Nahi doonga
Beta: Toh maadarchot paida kyun kiya?
Papa: Lowde, teri maaki chut abhi band nahi hui hai… WAAPAS CHALA
JAA…
Chinese year of the Cock
Feb 10th
Don’t know if this is just a sick coincidence but….
2007 – Chinese year of the Chicken – Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia
2008 – Chinese year of the Horse – Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing
2009 – Chinese year of the Pig – Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of pigs around the globe.
Has any one else noticed this???!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It gets worse……..
next year……
2010 – Chinese year of the Cock – what could possibly go wrong?
Apko dekhkar ye nigah jhuk jayegi
Feb 9th
Apko dekhkar ye nigah jhuk jayegi
Khamoshi har bat keh jayegi.
Pad lena in ankhon mei apne pyar ko
Apki kasam sari kaynaat wahi ruk jaegi.