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Pura andar gaya ?
Feb 13th
Boy: ” Pura andar gaya ?”
Madam: “Haan gaya ..”
Boy: ” Dard hua kya ?”
Madam: “Bahut hua ”
Boy: ” Chalo doosra sandal try kartay hai madam! “
Father went to school for getting report
Feb 11th
Father went to school for getting report of his daughter.
Father: Madam kab dengi aap report?
Teacher: Periods khatam hone ke bad.
Two sardars decide to try Hot Dogs
Jan 29th
Two sardars decide to try Hot Dogs.
Upon getting their orders, the first sardar opens his hot dog, gets embarassed and asks his friend…..
WHICH PART OF THE DOG DID U GET?
Back enternce
Jan 29th
1 pathan family planing clinic jaata hai.
Clinic ka baher likha hota hai “family planing ke liye back enternce use karen”
Pathan kush ho kar ghar chala gata hai.
Skin meets Skin
Jan 25th
Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES
It gets Longer when U hold it
Jan 25th
A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.
Difference between a computer and a woman
Jan 25th
Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn’t laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.